How i escaped beating this morning!

Ever had to check your bag,wallet or purse at the verge of making payment, only to find out you left your money right on your bed 2minutes before you stepped out of the house?

It happened to me !

I had ransacked my bag in search of the 1,000notes I recently withdrew from the ATM. Ladies and Gentlemen, I left the money on my bed.
My head was spinning
What would i do?
What Scene should I put up?

Should i just tell the conductor the truth?
...
Owo da?
Eeeerm, Please I forgot the money at home.
You say?
I am usually not like this. Am a law abiding citizen christian siste...
Ogbeni! Give me my money or else I go whoz you slap
....

I had rehearsed different scenarios in my head. I imagined him flinging me into the water when we got the third mainland bridge to dragging down my wig . Abi i should just beg one passenger to pay for me . Chai. I would now become like those fine bara people.☹️

My Village people had probably deliberated my matter overnight and the verdict was that 'One Lagos Conductor will deal with her'.

What do I do o? Let me search again. I mused.

I searched. I only fished out 2 10naira note.
By this time, i was starting to sweat and my tummy started rumbling.
I mean, even my tummy knew this was it!

Aunty
Aunty wa.

I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Who is this one bayi. I turned and saw him.

 A church member

Ha, Goodmorning o
Goodmorning. I saw you when you came in.
Eya, I did not see you o.
I know, Dont bother paying, I have paid for both of us.
Oh, you shouldnt have bothered o
chai, thank you Jesus. See early morning miracle
No o, I insist. Please let me pay for you
Ok then. If you insist then. Thank you

Am at work now thanking God for sending that Church member to me this morning. My colleagues don't know how I narrowly escaped been beating this early mo mo on the streets of Lagos.

Is our God not faithful?

P.S Nobody should ask me if that church member is a fine boy or not.Something just tells me he is stark single and have sent him a thank you note 4times already. He might end up paying more than transport fare eventually o. Did you say Bride Price? 😃




Ever discovered you had forgotten your money at home at the verge of paying a conductor. Please share😃